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giyū "not a gerbil" tomioka ([personal profile] baori) wrote2020-06-07 01:37 pm
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[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-06-11 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
In my experience, it's difficult to guarantee anything with organics. Particularly in close quarters. No offense intended, of course, sir.

We shall simply have to do our best to discourage such things.

[join the thot patrol giyuu~]
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[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-06-11 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
A gentle reminder of the undesirable outcomes of such behavior leading into a productive conversation of how best to resolve any outstanding issues.

[thinks about the past few weeks]

Although I must admit that is the extent of my skills and I couldn't guarantee it's success in all circumstances.
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[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-06-12 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if they won't listen to reason, they're probably best avoided altogether, in my experience, sir. One doesn't attempt to come between a Wookiee and a free lunch, as the saying goes.

[y'know, that old chestnut]
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[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-06-13 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[giyuu, meet coward]

A large, bipedal species from the forest planet Kashyyyk. They are primarily known for their strength and infamous for their tempers. I've been in close quarters with one for some years now, so I can confirm you would not wish to come between him and his meals.
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very late! gomen!

[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-06-16 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
Kashyyyk, sir. A planet in the Mytaranor sector of the Mid-Rim orbiting a single star and having three moons. [that probably cleared it up, threepio!]

[As if remembering that most of the people here have had trouble conceiving of other worlds]

Of course, its location is probably irrelevant without knowing the overall geography of the Galaxy. That is all to say that I've found it's often futile to keep organics from their biological impulses. It's not something I understand.
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[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-06-17 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's all the confirmation of understanding Threepio needs! It's like pressing the OK button on a computer prompt]

In any case, we shall have to hope that everyone here is capable of listening to reason and that no intervention will be needed. At the least, not in this cabin.
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[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-06-18 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I very much agree, sir! Our time waiting for transport will pass by much more quickly if we endeavour to get along.

Perhaps there are some group activities we could enjoy in order to fill the time. Do you know any games, sir?